The Deke Christmas “Grab Bag o’ Goodies!”

Dec 1, 2025

Christmas and holiday shopping? It’s a yearly tradition—the Deke Christmas “Grab Bag o’ Goodies!” You or your favorite person will be delighted to find your very own “Grab Bag o’ Goodies” under the tree this year (or part of your Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, or Nihilist’s celebration). A great gift for young and old!

Here’s what you’ll get:

A limited edition RED VINYL (last copies) edition of the Deke and the Whippersnappers “Hot Roddin’” EP, with both 7-inch vinyl and CD in the package!

One T-shirt! You tell me your size, I’ll pick one random T-shirt for you! (Sizes: Men’s S-M-L-XL-XXL-XXXL, Women’s S-M-L-XL)

One more 7-inch vinyl (random selection)!

Two CDs (random selection)!

Multiple Deke bumper stickers and guitar picks!

Last but certainly not least: one random item of KOOL JUNK from Deke’s Crazy Cave of Junk Hoarding! You don’t know WHAT you’ll get, but it won’t be BORING!

$100 postpaid in the USA! ($30 of that is just for the shipping—the Priority Mail Large Flat Rate Box went up $10 since last year, booo). I accept Zelle, Paypal, Venmo, or even check or money order in the mail. See the other photos attached in this post for the QR codes to scan. If they ask the “last four digits” during payment, it’s 1080. Sorry, no foreign orders, domestic USA only.

Important: Make sure you put your shipping address (and the desired recipient, if not you) in your order. If you want anything autographed, please indicate in the notes (and who it is to be autographed TO).

NOTE: I know some of you have ordered grab bags in the past and have some of the stuff already. If you send me a list saying “I already have this T-shirt,” or “I already have these CDs,” I will work with you to get different items for this year’s grab bag. Everybody will be happy!

Get your order in now so that you can get your gift bag in time for Christmas! ’Tis the season!